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Old 10-23-2008, 02:18 PM
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Default Childbirth at 65 ??

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.



After another few minutes had elapsed,



I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'





'No, not yet,' replied my friend.



Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'



'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.



'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'






'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, *O.K.?!!'**
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