Now THAT'S funny!

MJ

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Laughter is the good medicine. Here is a medicine for you peoples:


A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the exam was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor said, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

peterson
Addiction Recovery Georgia

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The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."

A transvestite patient had no veins left with which to start an IV but he did not want an infusaport. An ER nurse searched for a vein but couldn't find a usable one. Finally, the nurse reluctantly asked him if she could start it in his foot, knowing that it would be much more painful that way. The patient agreed because he needed the medication. After the nurse got the IV started, she asked him if his foot hurt. He replied, "Well, it didn't hurt as bad as those high-heeled pumps I was wearing last night!"

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