Nursing Talk from Around the World
|
|||||||
|
#1
01-19-2008, 12:42 PM
|
||||
|
||||
Jokes
A joke i just received by email:
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. 'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '115,' she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140 (I wish). The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 8,' she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'. She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' she screams, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'  
|
|
#2
01-22-2008, 12:09 PM
|
||||
|
||||
Why is there no emoticon of spitting coffee all over the computer?
__________________
The ER is the only place where you are rewarded for efficiency by getting more patients! Kim  http://www.emergiblog.com
|
|
#3
01-22-2008, 01:22 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Like this guy?
Although I guess it looks more like blue Kool Aid than coffee  Can we add this to the smiley's, Shane? Last edited by geenaRN : 01-22-2008 at 01:23 PM. Reason: must... complete.... thought....
|
|
#4
01-22-2008, 03:44 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Geena, I love it! How did you do that?
 MJ
|
|
#7
01-22-2008, 06:06 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Well done Shane, you stepped up to the mark again.
|
|
#8
01-23-2008, 12:26 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
Wait, we got it!!!!!! Shane, you're quick!
__________________
The ER is the only place where you are rewarded for efficiency by getting more patients! Kim http://www.emergiblog.com
|
|
#9
01-23-2008, 08:55 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Thanks, Shane!
|
 |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
