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11-15-2007, 08:56 PM
Shane, I see that I am now a senior member.......are you implying that I'm old? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?:aetsch:

11-15-2007, 09:06 PM
Next step is Over the Hill Member:ahhhhh:

Seriously, though, we could use some good member ranks. Right now we have:

Junior Member
Senior MemberCatchy, huh? Any suggestions for new ones? The ranks are based on number of posts, and there don't have to be just three.

11-16-2007, 10:12 AM
Ok, I couldn't think of anything strictly hierarchical, so I made up some other stuff. Not in any particular order, but I'd assume that "Alcohol Swab Artist" would be worth less posts than "Ventriculostomy Virtuoso."

Brand New Badge Holder
Penlight Pro
Stethoscope Savant
Drug Book Ace
Bandage Scissor Sage
Master of Medicalese
Alcohol Swab Artist
I&O Interpreter
Thermometer Whiz
Chart Master
Airway Authority
Kelly Clamp Conqueror
Wound Vac Wizard
Master of the Glucose Meter
Ventriculostomy Virtuoso
Foley Follower
Syringe Scientist
TED Hose Triumphant
Oxygen Mask Maestro
IV Expert
Gauze Guru

11-16-2007, 11:12 AM

Those are Hilarious!
I'm gonna have to work "Chart Master" into a conversation at work.
Love it!

11-16-2007, 12:15 PM
Stethoscope Savant is my personal fave :dancing:

11-16-2007, 01:04 PM
I don't know, stethescope savant is good; but let's admit it, applying TED hose has got to be the hardest thing a nurse does. Just the thought of it can make me sweat. I'd have to say in the hierarchy of things, TED HOSE MASTER would be equal to president.

11-16-2007, 01:35 PM
My own woman, if you want to be known as a TED hose master then please be my guest!!!

11-16-2007, 01:48 PM
Noooooo.....I don't want to be TED hose Master.... please don't make me!

11-22-2007, 02:03 AM
Silent member? That would be me! :star:

11-22-2007, 11:31 AM
Kim, Silent Member just doesn't seem to fit you. How about Pepsi Guzzling Member?:pepsi::)

11-25-2007, 06:49 PM
Kim, Silent Member just doesn't seem to fit you. How about Pepsi Guzzling Member?:pepsi::)

LOL - that's it! I'm too busy guzzling to post! :pepsi::)

01-31-2008, 06:15 PM
I absolutely love those!

Why haven't they been accepted yet? I'd much rather be a Gauze guru than an Over the Hill Member. It's something to aspire to!!