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Scalpal Sal
04-20-2008, 12:03 PM
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them
at their wedding.


He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and
said, 'S**** you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'S**** you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this
guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD

:dancing2:

geenaRN
04-20-2008, 11:57 PM
Sorry, I'm gonna have to bust you on this one! (http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp)

runningnurse
04-21-2008, 03:47 AM
It's still funny....lol

Scalpal Sal
04-21-2008, 02:59 PM
OH maaan !!!

I REALLY thought it was true - was feeling so sorry for the groom.

Still it might give someone an idea to do likewise in the circumstances .........


Appologies for misleading !!!

:dontknow::dontknow:

P/J
04-21-2008, 08:20 PM
Don't worry about it, its the fact that it could be true which makes it good.

As previously said 'its still funny'

geenaRN
04-21-2008, 10:57 PM
Oh I agree... I got a big kick out of it. I don't think I'd ever heard it before.

I :love: Snopes, though. My family knows that they better not forward me stuff unless they want to get a link right back telling them it's all urban legend!

Shane
04-22-2008, 10:28 AM
I :love: Snopes, though. My family knows that they better not forward me stuff unless they want to get a link right back telling them it's all urban legend!

Oh goodness, me too! I know my friends and family get sick of me bursting their bubble as soon as they send stuff out without checking it, but at least it's cured them (or at least they've stopped including me on the list :laugh:).

In fact, I got a forward from my dad last week whose only comment was, "couldn't find this on Snopes."

Scalpal Sal
04-22-2008, 02:08 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

geenaRN
04-23-2008, 07:51 PM
In fact, I got a forward from my dad last week whose only comment was, "couldn't find this on Snopes."

:spit-take: HA!!!