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Scalpal Sal
09-23-2008, 04:27 PM
My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she
took it to the vets. He found the problem was hair in its
ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from
reoccurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair
remover and rub in it's ears once a month.

The lady went to the Boots and got some
'Nair' hair remover. At the till, the chemist
told her, 'If you're going to use this under your
arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.'

The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The chemist said 'If you're using it on your
legs, don't shave for a couple of days.'

The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs
either; and if you must know,
I'm using it on my schnauzer.'
The chemist said, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'


Mother Jones, RN
09-23-2008, 04:55 PM
Good grief! :spit-take::spit-take:

09-23-2008, 08:35 PM
Just seeing that you have posted another joke makes me smile. But....