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Old 01-19-2008, 11:42 AM
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A joke i just received by email:

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks.
'115,' she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.

It turns out her weight is 140 (I wish).
The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
'5 foot 8,' she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'.

She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' she screams,
'When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!'

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Old 01-22-2008, 11:09 AM
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Why is there no emoticon of spitting coffee all over the computer?

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Like this guy?

Although I guess it looks more like blue Kool Aid than coffee

Can we add this to the smiley's, Shane?
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Old 01-22-2008, 02:44 PM
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Geena, I love it! How did you do that?

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Someone posted it on another forum that I go to. It's not part of that forum... they posted it as an attachment, as I did.
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You got it!
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:06 PM
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Well done Shane, you stepped up to the mark again.

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Like this guy?

Although I guess it looks more like blue Kool Aid than coffee

Can we add this to the smiley's, Shane?
I want this!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, we got it!!!!!!

Shane, you're quick!
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Thanks, Shane!
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Old 01-24-2008, 05:09 AM
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Julie,

Was the person who sent you this joke the nurse who works with my doctor?

Hypertensively,

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