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Old 02-14-2008, 09:20 PM
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Nurse: How bad is your pain on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the worst ever?

Pt: 10/10

Nurse: The worst ever?

Pt: No
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And of course the answers of:

"12"

and (from the engineers, usually):

3.5 or 7.25.

Seriously. Hmmm.... oh bummer, here it says I can only give you Percocet if it's 7.45 or above. Sorry! Only Tylenol for you! Muwaaahahahahaha.
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also the ones who say they are in really bad pain, so you run and get the meds to find them asleep when you return.
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Old 02-15-2008, 07:42 PM
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also the ones who say they are in really bad pain, so you run and get the meds to find them asleep when you return.
Except that sometimes people sleep as a way to escape pain (don't ever say that someone can't be in pain b/c they're asleep)
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