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Old 04-29-2008, 05:22 PM
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Default 20 years of marriage !!

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when
The missus felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite
Some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then
Began moving down past the small of her back.

He then caressed her Shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping Just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past
The side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over
Her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner Thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg.

He continued in The same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and Became silent.


As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving
Voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'



He said, 'I found the remote'.


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Old 04-29-2008, 05:43 PM
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Some of us can identify with that one!
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Old 04-29-2008, 09:35 PM
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OMG - I'm dyin heah!
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