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Old 06-24-2008, 03:33 PM
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Default Snooty doctors receptionist

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who
shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the
receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo
wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?'

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around
to look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'





DON'T MESS WITH THE OLDER FOLK.


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Old 06-24-2008, 03:54 PM
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OH MY GOD!!!!! Too funny.

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Old 07-17-2008, 04:53 PM
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Default Reminds me of one of my favorites

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy
handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
for today?"
"There's something wrong with my ****", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that. "
"Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor
in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out,
waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're going
Lose!
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