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Old 08-16-2008, 02:04 PM
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Default First aid ????????

Scottish First Aid

A woman eating at the bar in a Scottish pub suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress.
Two locals, MacKenzie and MacDonald standing further down the bar turned to look at her.

Kin ya swaller ? Asked MacKenzie.

The woman signalled 'No!' , desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breath ? Asked MacDonald.

The woman shook her head NO !!!

With that, MacKenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her backside.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm, that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again.

MacKenzie swaggered back down the bar and took a deep swig of his whisky ..

MacDonald said in admiration, 'Ya know MacKenzie, I'd heard of that bloody 'Hind Lick Manoeuvre', but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it'.

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