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Old 09-24-2008, 02:37 PM
Scalpal Sal
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Default The farmer

A man owned a small farm in Scotland.
The Department of Work & Pensions claimed he was not paying proper wages to his farm hands and sent an inspector out to interview him.
'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent. 'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him 200 a week plus free room and board. There is a lady who cleans and cooks she's been here for 18 months, and I pay her 150 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work. He makes about 10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Scotch every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'
'That's the man I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the inspector.
'That would be me then,' replied the farmer.
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Old 09-26-2008, 01:12 AM
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Thanks for the laugh.
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