Nursing Voices Forum  Meet other nurses, share your nursing knowledge and experiences
Nursing Talk from Around the Worlds

Go Back   Nursing Voices Forum Meet other nurses, share your nursing knowledge and experiences > Laughter is the Best Medicine

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 10-12-2008, 11:21 AM
Scalpal Sal
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Is it true what they say about Texans ???????????

A Texan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a baby boy weighing 15 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 15 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, 'That's about average down home, folks. Like I said, 'My boy's a typical Texas baby boy.' Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of 'WOW!' were heard. One woman actually faints due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, 'Say, you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 15 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you. So... How much does he weigh now?'

The proud father answers, '11 pounds.' The bartender is
puzzled, and concerned. 'What happened? He weighed 15 pounds the day he was born!

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,...........
#
#
#
#
#
#
#
'Had him circumcised.'


Reply With Quote
  
 

Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:05 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.1
Copyright © 2006-2012 Nursing Voices