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Old 05-02-2009, 08:27 PM
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Three men rub a magic lamp and a genie pops out and says, "You each have been granted one wish." The first man says, "I'd like to be smarter." With a wave of his arms and a puff of smoke the genie declares, "You are a cardiologist." The second man says, "I'd like to be 50 percent smarter than that." With another wave and more smoke the genie declares, " You're a neurosurgeon." The third man says, "Well, I'd like to be 100% smarter than that." With a final wave and more smoke, the genie pronounces, "Ok, you're an RN."


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Old 05-02-2009, 08:49 PM
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I like that! Thanks for the chuckle.

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Old 01-23-2014, 12:45 PM
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hahahaha. nice genie.
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Old 01-27-2014, 03:04 PM
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poof! hahaha.
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Old 08-03-2016, 06:25 PM
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play nice genie
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